The bit-tech Cheesecake Supertest

A Winner is You!

J: Oh, wow. This one has a chocolate biscuit base.

Hiren: It’s…wow, it’s very chocolatey. Not over-powering, but a lot.

Harry: It’s not too deep either, it’s like half biscuit, half top. All the others are weighted more one way or the other.

J: It’s like having a mouthful of instant hot chocolate.

H: Ok, now we’ve tried a little bit of everything. It’s time to decide.

J: I think the raspberry ripple is the winner.

H: Best Cheesecake Manufacturer is Morrisons I think. Officially. It’s between the two Morrisons cheesecakes – the Morello cherry and the Raspberry sauce.

R: Having said that though, the Tesco Value one was good for the price.

H: I think the Sainsbury’s one is possibly the worst thing I’ve ever had in my mouth.

<Joe makes a very rude and clever joke which is unfortunately lost because the microphone is placed on the stairs and Hugh steps on it when he and Arti come to join in>


Hugh: Which is the best one then, lads?

Hiren: It’s between these two, we think. You and Arti grab a fork.

<nom nom nom>

Harry: You seem to like that one, Hugh.

Hugh: Mmm. Mm. Next.

Arti: I definitely like the raspberry.

Hugh: Me too, but the problem is that I prefer raspberry anyway. There’s something nice about the biscuit on the cherry though…Which was the cheapest of them all?

T: You don’t want to try the cheapest one. It was horrible.

Hugh: Ok, well which was most expensive?


Harry: You don’t want to try that either. It’s just a big wheel of cheese on a wheel of biscuit.

R: I think the best value has to be the Tesco Value one, because it was quite edible.

T: I’d rather pay more for the next one up though. These two are only a pound or so more.

Harry: I think the cherry one is a bit sickly then, while the raspberry is nicely balanced.

J: It should be a tie because I’d have the raspberry one on its own, but the cherry one if I was having some ice cream or custard.

All: Yes!

T: Well, I have to confess that I’m a Tesco shareholder so I can’t vote anyway. I could be inherently biased, even though I think Morrisons wins. Just watch the value of my shares plummet after saying that on the Internet.

<Joe silently farts, Tim gets a whiff and attempts to run away but falls over a chair>

J: Can we have lunch now?

T: I think I'll leave my cheese sandwiches for tomorrow - I've had far too much cheese today as it is.

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